PUG JOKES

Best pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!

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Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

pug playing piano!

Q: Did you hear about the pug who played piano?
A: His Bach was worse than his bite! 

Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

 

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Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"

Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

CUTEST PUG HEAD TILT EVER!

 

A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!

Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!

A pug owner comes home from the international market and says
"hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?"
The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"

Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!

Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was

Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!

I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"

Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!

pug easter bunny gif

 

My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!

Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"

Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!

 

Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back  "You ARE on the other side!"

A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!



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