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PUGS EATING DONUTS!

momopug2000 August 30, 2016

They aren't fat free, so you best prepare your jelly rolls for these seriously funny pug donut pics!

We chose 8 hilarious pics of pugs eating donuts for your puggy pleasure!  Why do pugs love donuts so much? Perhaps they feel like the donut is the next logical step in pug evolution. More likely its the fact that donuts are super delicious and that pugs love delicious snacks!

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FUNNY PUG HALLOWEEN COSTUMES 2017

momopug2000 August 9, 2016

FUNNY PUG COSTUME PICS!

Love pugs in costumes? Then welcome to the Pug Costume Mega List!

Want to see some of the best pug costumes? Then you've come to the right place! We've scoured the web and found the cutest, sweetest, scariest pug costumes out there! So if you want a pug in disguise or looking for pug costume ideas for this upcoming halloween take a peak and let us know what ya think! 

Enjoy the slideshow above with some of the cutest pug costumes, including Mr T Pug, Game of Thrones Pugs, Star Trek Pugs, Star Wars Pugs, and more! Then below we list our top 10 favorite pug costumes for 2017 aaaaaaand if that wasnt enough, we compiled the pug mega costume list! Over 150 pugs in costumes to give you awesome ideas for halloween or just bringing a smile to your face! Enjoy!

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In pugcostumes, humor, jokes, Memes, Pics Tags costume, humor, jokes, outfits, pug costume, costume pug, pug halloween costume, pugoween, halloween dog costume, pug costume mega list
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9 Mean Pug Faces

momopug2000 July 5, 2016

Who could believe that such cute pugs could look so brutal? Here are some of Momo favorite mean pug pics!  These mean pug faces might make them look aggressive but a pugs stare is usually worse than their bite! I mean really, what does a pug have to be angry about? Are these mean pugs really angry or are these mean pug pics just showing exasperated pugs not getting enough treats? Momo knows that feeling. Anyhow, here are the best angry pug pics from around the web.

Thanks to @meanmugpug for the pic above!!! Can you be Momo's boyfriend? Why is she always attracted to da rude boyz?

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I said, gimme dem treats! (source @meanmugpug)

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my eyes say yes, but my teeth say Noooooooooo!

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you talkin bout treats? you better be talkin bout treats!

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I said, IM TEAM EDWARD!

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Did you say Cheese?

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@meanmugpug Ozzy hates bumble bees

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And again Ozzy.... Hakuna Matatta YOU! (source @meanmugpug)

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Your friendly neighborhood Mean Mug Pug

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Banana Pugs

momopug2000 July 4, 2016

Did you guys know there is a whole subset of pugs dressed like banannas? Well now you do! Every pug loves a delicious banana. But watch out. You know the old saying "you are what you eat?" Well, someday perhaps all those bananna pug dreams will come true.

Best banana pug costumes on the web? Yes!!!!!

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NEXT: BEST PUG COSTUMES 2016

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OMG... The Pug Joke Book

momopug2000 July 1, 2016

Momo just released a new illustrated collection of Pug Jokes!The pug joke book including over 30 of her favorite pug jokes!

PUG JOKE BOOK

Available on Amazon

Move over Rover, pugs are taking over!

Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of more than 30 jokes and over 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you’ll just have to share with friends and family.

This is the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience!

Read some pug jokes HERE

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NEWS: Pug Baby Harassed By Toy

momopug2000 March 10, 2016

Breaking News!!!!

A cute puppy claims she was the victim of constant harassment at the hands of a toy that resembled some sort of mouse-monkey. The pug puppy is speaking out, describing the relentless torment she was forced to deal with on an daily basis.

And its not just her word against the blue eyed mouse-monkeys. Our reporter obtained footage of the taunting toy, and for the first time the puppy has agreed to go public with the footage.

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PUGS WITH GLASSES

momopug2000 November 10, 2015

ITS TIME FOR THE CUTEST THING EVER.
PUG DOGS WEARING GLASSES!

Did you know pugs are nerds? My favorite pics of pugs with glasses! Who knew that pugs wearing glasses was the best? And by the way, how do they keep the glasses from falling down their tiny pug noses!?

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Pugs Yoda Costumes

momopug2000 October 31, 2015

May the force be with you! Continuing all the star wars pug enthusiasm here are the best pics of yoda pugs out there!

Pugs dressed as yoda might be the cutest. Either because pugs already look a little like yoda, or because pugs contain an ancient wisdom. Here are my fav yoda pug costume pics, plus one of a darth vader pug (very important to balance!)

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whose a happy yoda?!?

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NEXT: STAR WARS PUG COSTUMES AND GIFS!

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Pugs: Sooo Expressive!

momopug2000 October 30, 2015
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Pug Jokes

momopug2000 October 30, 2015
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Best pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!

FOR MORE PUG JOKES FOLLOW @momopug2000 ON INSTAGRAM

Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

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Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

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Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"

Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

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A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!

Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!

A pug owner comes home from the international market and says "hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?" The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"

Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!

 

Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was

Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!

I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"

Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!

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My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!

Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"

Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!

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Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back  "You ARE on the other side!"

A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!

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