Amazing funny pug star wars costumes and memes. With the recent release of star wars Rogue One we wanted to give you guys the best star wars pug gifs and memes out there! Here are our favorites plus a few of the best star wars pug costume pics. Enjoy!
Read MorePug Talk with Momopug2000
Momopug2000 is the sassy'est one eyed pug around. She loves treats, dressing up in costumes and telling jokes to all her pug friends. She is the driving force behind PugCity and its editor in chief so we thought we should sit down and interview Momo for our PugCity readers!
funny pug trapped in door gif
Who Is MomoPug2000 Anyway?
Moms is Momo! Momo is 3 year old fawn pug. Me was raised in Amish country in rural pennsylvania by a cute family with 6 red headed boys all with bowl haircuts. Me knew me had to get out of there, so me hitched a ride with two suckers who were driving to NYC. They had a nice apartment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, so me moved in and never looked back!
Where Did You Get The Name Momo?
Me original name was Goldie, named after the tough first female prime minister of Israel, Golda Meir. Then me had an accident and lost me right eye, so my name got changed to honor the famous one eyed Israeli war hero, Moshe Dyan. They call me Momo for short :)
Everyone wants to know, how did you lose your eye?
Me was just a tiny puppy when we took a trip to the mountains in upstate NY. Me new sister Darby (the red headed Cavalier step child) was playing a little rough and shoved me into a stick! Me new friends noticed a small scratch on me eye, but it was easter sunday and they was in the mountains. The next day we went back to BK but me eye was already green zombie infected eye. Dey rushed me to da hospital but it was too late for me. It a good lesson to other pug friends, if someting happens to a puggy eye, take em to the vet immediately!
Does having one eye effect you?
It make me cuter! Beside that, me can still catch treats in me mouth, go on walks, see if people are opening the fridge… basically me can still eat, so all is good.
What’s Your Greatest Talent?
Me love chasing chickens when we go to the country side. Besides that, me can sit, spin, and lie down, and even roll over if there is carpet. Me learning to ride a roomba, but it not going very well! Me also really really good at telling jokes!
funny pug chasing chickens gif
Whats your favorite snack/treat?
Me love anything thats stinky like fish! Bananas are usually a good backup snackie.
What Are Your Favorite activities?
Snoozin on the couch and telling instagram jokes. Me hate walks, and every time they get out da leash I go hide in the couch. Then they have to tempt me out with treats and its a win/win!
Do you sleep in or wake everybody up?
Me sleep in, unless somebody walks into the kitchen. Then its food time and me use a teleport to get there lickety split!
Whats your dream date?
A seven course meal with Matthew Mcconaughey, then me go back to his place and fall asleep on his lap while he reads me jokes.
Do you have any bad habits?
A lady never tells.
What does a typical day look like for you?
Me wake up with me friends at 6am. Then me go for a long walk. Then me friends go to their office, which is in their home so it very convenience and me don’t have to walk far. Then me sit in their laps while they work on da computer machine. Then me take another walk in the evening and smell da brooklyn smells. Sometimes da people throw bread on the street and when my friends aren’t looking I gobble it up! Then its home to read on the sofa and snuggle.
Your both the editor in chief of PugCity.org and its founder! Why did you start PugCity
Since me started me instagram account me saw there was so much amazing pug content being produced by awesome pug people and me wanted to share that with the wider internet world!
Anything Else You’d Like To Add?
What did the Pig say to the Pug? If I was U, I’d be a pUg too!
Momo, you crack us up! Where can people find you online?
best pizza eating pug gif
Pug Talk: @PixieBelle
Meet PixieBelle! She's the cutest fawn pug around. PixieBelle and her little sister LulaBee love dressing up, reading books, and driving around their home town of Plano Texas in Pixie's new Viper convertible! We had the pleasure of interviewing PixieBelle and LulaBee for our new feature "Pug Talk"!
pixie
Where did you get the name PixieBelle from?
Well, as my mommy tells it, I was too sassy to be named anything too sweet and pixies are spunky, but also a bit magical! She added the Belle because as ya’ll know, we live in the south!
ezgif-com-gif-maker
I see you have a little sister, where did she get the name LulaBee?
The mommy said there were enough Lulus running around already so they chose Lula and added the Bee because she’s always buzzing around me and being a little pest!
Wow, LB is definitely a LITTLE sister. How old are you guys?
I am a sophisticated 5 year old and LulaBee is a sassy 4 month old!
I must say, you dont look a day over 3! How do you feel about being a big sister?
Well, it’s pretty fun most of the time. I love all the extra treats I get! When LB gets treats for going potty I think it’s only fair to expect one, as well. After all, I am her role model! All the nipping she does on me neckfluff can be a real pain in the tushie though!
I hear ya, nobody likes getting neck bites. Though I'm sure as a big sister you can show LB the ropes. What's your greatest talent?
I am a fairly good model, if I do say so myself, but what I really excel at is hogging the entire bed when I sleep at night. I am also a professional squeaker destroyer. My record is 11 in less than 30 minutes!
OMG, 11 squeekers! There should be an olympic event for that! So, when you're not eating toys what's your favorite snack/treat?
Hmm…my favorite treat is anything the mommy is eating!
And what's your favorite activity?
Let’s see, sleeping is pretty good, barking at stuff is fun, chasing the FedEx truck is awesome, but I’d have to say my favorite activity is EATING!
pug driving car in tutu gif
PB, I see you just got a new car! So exciting, do you need a drivers license?
img_1463
I did! It’s a Viper convertible! I look fab in it, too! I think I only need a license if I get caught! PB, Do you have a favorite toy?
I absolutely LOVE my Barkmade Peas in the Pod!! They fit perfectly in my mouth and they’re too small for LulaBee to steal away from me!
PB, describe your dream date?
Well, my bae Alphie alphie.and.teddy.pugtakes me dancing! I love to wear my high top Converse and burn up the dance floor with him!
What does a typical day look like for you and LB?
I wake up at 5:45 am every morning, even weekends, for breakfast. I try to wake the mommy up at 5:00, but she’s so lazy she won’t let me! Then I like to snuggle on the sofa with her as she drinks her coffee before work. After she leaves I get stuck babysitting the Bee until she gets home after school is out, so we usually spend the day barking at people who have the nerve to walk down our street, chasing the trash truck down the alley (through the fence of course) and napping. Once the mommy gets home it’s all about walkies, treats, dinner, treats and bedtime!
Anything else you’d like to add?
We are so thrilled to be featured by PugCity! It is such an honor. Momo has always been one of our favorite pug friends! Her jokes keep us rolling!
Where can people find you online?
On Instagram: @pixiebellepugOn Facebook: PixieBelle Pug On Twitter: PixieBelle Pug @pixiebellepug
NEXT: THE CUTEST PIZZA PUGS
Cutest Pizza Pug Pics and Memes
Oh my! Pizza Pugs! Who doesn't love a classic slice of pie? Combine that with our favorite flat faced friends and you get the funny combo of Pizza Pugs! Here are some of the best pizza pug pics and gifs and just general pizza pug fun out there!
Read More
Hilarious Great Dane Jokes
The Best Great Dane Jokes and one liners! These jokes are great but the last one is so dumb!
Great Dane jokes are the best and Great Danes are amazing Dogs. These giants are funny, gentle AND full of love! So we compiled our favorite Great Dane Jokes, Great Dane one liners, and added some funny Great Dane pictures and also a few Great Dane Puns!
Read More
GERMAN SHEPHERD JOKES
ONLY THE BEST GERMAN SHEPHERD JOKES
Do you love german shepherds as much as us? Then get ready to laugh your butt off with these amazing german shepherd jokes. We've compiled the best shepherd jokes from all over and even made a few up! Enjoy!
Read MoreBEST GERMAN SHEPHERD GIFS!
Funniest German Shepherd Gifs and Memes. One of these memes is peanut butter dirty!
German Shepherd eating peanut butter, german shepherd chasing his babies, german shepherd freeing another small dog from his cage! We got em all below. Enjoy!
Read More
CRAZY FRENCH BULLDOG HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!
WHICH FRENCH BULLDOG COSTUME PIC IS DIRTY?
Love French Bulldogs? Love Frenchies in costumes? Then welcome to the Frenchie Costume Mega List!
Want to see some of the best French Bulldog costumes? Then you've come to the right place! We've scoured the web and found the cutest, sweetest, scariest frenchie costumes out there! So if you want a frenchie in disguise or looking for frenchie costume ideas for this upcoming halloween take a peak and let us know what ya think!
Enjoy the slideshow above with some of the cutest French Bulldog costumes, including frenchie yoda, stuffed animal bear frenchie, french bulldog chia pet, and more! Below we list our favorite 16 frenchie costumes for 2017. Enjoy!
Read More
Best Frenchie French Bulldog Jokes - Puns, Gifs, Riddles
Are these french bulldog jokes funny or stupid?
Best frenchie puns jokes riddles and memes
Read MoreCUTEST FRENCHIE FRENCH BULLDOG PUPPY IN THE WORLD!
WHO IS THE CUTEST FRENCHIE IN THE WORLD?
Many Frenchies claim the moniker of cutest French Bulldog in the world. If popularity was the only determinant of cuteness in face @manny_the_frenchie would probably be the winner with 1 million followers on instagram! But not all cuteness can be captured online and the strength of ones social media account is not the only determinant for cuteness either. Of course we arent going to count the usual tricks that makes all frenchies cuter. Posing with food, french bulldogs in costumes, frenchies with other cute animals, all these "tricks" for upping your cute puppy game are disqualified from winning the title of "cutest french bulldog in the world".
IF YOU WANT TO CAST YOUR VOTE,
TELL US WHO YOUR CUTEST FRENCHIE IS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW!
... Well, the critics have spoken and the votes for the cutest frenchie in the world are in! We have the hands down cutest french bulldog puppy in the whole world! There are of course plenty of cute frenchie adults, and super cute senior french bulldogs out there. There are cute one eyed frenchies and amazingly cute fat frenchies. There are even mega cute french bulldog drawings, but thats not why you came here!
You came here to find out hands down who the cutest frenchie is! And drum roll please!
The winner of cutest french bulldog in the world is.......
27 Black Lab Dog Jokes
Only the best Black Lab jokes. I pulled a bunch of these labrador retriever jokes from the web and some I just made up! If you love Black labs and want a laugh, then you’re in the right place!!!
Q: What kind of dog does a mad scientist have? A: A Laboratory Retriever!
Q: What happened when the Labrador Retriever went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
WHY DO LABS
HATE THE RAIN?
FIND OUT IN THIS FREE
CARTOON JOKE BOOK
Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Labrador Retriever, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!
Q:What did the Labrador Retriever say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does a Black Lab and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold Labrador Retriever? A: A pupsicle!
Q:Why do Black Labs hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!
Q: What happened when the Labrador Retriever swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont Black Labs bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Q: Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged Labrador Retriever walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”
Q: What happened when the cat won the Black Lab beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the Labrador Retriever cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A Black Lab farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Labrador Retrievers? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
Q: Did you hear the Black Lab pizza joke? A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
A Labrador Retriever owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Lab replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”
(Best Yellow Lab Dog Joke Meme)
Q: Why do Labrador Retriever Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!
…. FIND OUT WHY ….
Q: Why dont Labrador Retrievers write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!
Q: What do Black Labs call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was
I took my Labrador Retriever to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got a lovely coat”
Q: Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!
Q: Did you hear about the Lab who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!
(Best Black Lab Dog Joke Meme)
At a dinner party aLabrador Retriever farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Lab replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
Why did the Black Lab roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do Labrador Retriever farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two Labrador Retrievers are sitting on opposite sides of a lake. One yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Lab yells back “You ARE on the other side!”
A Labrador Retriever breeder has 196 Lab puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
A woman brings her parrot to the vet. The parrot is stiff and lifeless.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but this parrot is dead"
"How can you tell so quickly?" replies the woman, "Isn't there a way to be absolutely certain?"
So, the vet whistles and a beautiful black Labrador Retriever walks in the examining room. The Lab sniffs around the parrot for a few moments, then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"A dog shakes its head and I'm supposed to believe that?!" cries the woman. "You're going to have to do more to prove that my poor parrot is dead!"
So the vet leaves momentarily, comes back with a cat and puts it on the table beside the parrot. The cat looks closely at the parrot, walks around it, prods it a bit, then shakes his head and jumps off the table.
Finally, the woman seems convinced. As she turns for the door, the vet announces that she owes him $500.
"$500?!" the woman asks. "How in the world could it be that much just to tell me my parrot is dead?"
"Well, it would have been a lot cheaper, but with that lab report and cat scan..."
(Black Lab Puppy Joke Meme)
UP NEXT: ARE THESE HORSE JOKES FUNNY OR STUPID?
Are These Pomeranian Jokes Funny or Stupid?
Funny pomeranian dog jokes for kids of all ages: puns riddles gifs memes
Read More
CLEAN HORSE JOKES FOR KIDS: OVER 77 JOKES!
The Mega list of every clean horse joke out there!!! Are these jokes funny or stupid?
We got over 77 hilarious clean horse jokes, meme, puns, gifs you can share with friends and family. These clean jokes are safe for kids of all ages. Did you love our dog jokes? Then stop horsing around and read some of these hilarious Horse Jokes! Tell em to your friend and family today!
Read MoreCAN PUGS EAT TACOS? FIND OUT!
Can pugs eat tacos? Everybody loves a good taco tuesday, especially these pugs! In this edition of Pug Eats Taco! we put together a compilation of the funniest pug eating taco images and videos. And its not even tuesday! Plus a full section on pug diet and why that taco is probably bad for your little pugs health!
Read More
Shih Tzu Zoo Joke + MORE!
Thats right, Shih-Tzus are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of Shih-Tzu and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, Shih-Tzu make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of Shih-Tzu one liners and bad dad Shih-Tzu jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from Shih-Tzus at the flea circus, to Shih-Tzu farting in an elevator, we got it all. Shih-Tzu fart jokes: check. Shih-Tzu Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Shih-Tzu Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite pug and read some of these Shih-Tzu jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best Shih-Tzu humor ever!
Read More
Best Time to Post to My Dogs Instagram Account
Best times to post to dogs instagram account. Tips, tricks and hacks for pet instagram account growth.
Read More
Pug Jokes For Kids and Puppies
Best pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!
FOR MORE PUG JOKES FOLLOW @momopug2000 ON INSTAGRAM
Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
pugkinspice
Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
CUTEST PUG HEAD TILT GIF
A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!
Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says "hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?" The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"
Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!
Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!
I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"
Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
Pug Easter Bunny Gif
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"
Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
Pug Bathtub Mayhem!
Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back "You ARE on the other side!"
A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
farts
LOVE PUG JOKES?
FUNNY DALMATIAN GIFS AND MEMES!
Funniest Dalmatian Gifs and Memes. Right Here, Right Now!
Dalmatian with Kitten? Dalmatian with puppies? Dalmatian squishing baby?!?!? We got em all below. Enjoy!
Read More
FUNNY BEAGLE DOG JOKES FOR KIDS
Over 27 of the Best Beagle Jokes Ever!
Here are some of the best clean beagle and dog jokes for kids! If you love dogs and you love jokes, then you'll love these funny dog jokes. Tell them to your kids and family today!
Read More