Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pushing his buttons!
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What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!
Why did the robot go back to robot school?
Because his skills were getting a little rusty!
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
What did the man say to his dead robot?
“Rust in peace.”
Whats a robots favorite book?
anything by Anne Droid
Whats a robots second favorite book?
Anything by Cy Borg
Why did the robot sleep under a car?
He wanted to get up oily
Did you hear about the robot who farted in an elevator?
It was wrong on so many levels!
Why did the robot go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters.
Why are robots shy?
Because they have hardware and software but no underware.
Did you know R2D2 has a mouth like a sailor?
They have to bleep out all his words!
Why was the robot tired when it got home?
It had a "hard drive"
What do you call a pirate droid?
What happened when they shut down the robot highway?
You take the R2-Detour
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he's always making new friends!
Why did the droid cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken.
"Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he’s performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don’t serve robots."
And the robot says, “Oh, but someday you will.”
A robotic arm gets sent to prison what happens?
It now has 0 degrees of freedom.
What did the robot do at lunchtime?
Had a mega byte!
What do robots eat for snacks?
Did you hear about the robot pizza joke?
Never mind, its tooooo cheeeesy!
Whats the diff between a pizza and these robot jokes?
These robot jokes cant be topped!!!!