Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pushing his buttons!

Since the beginning of time, man has been an inventor. First came the wheel, then came sliced bread, then came robots, then came farting robots, and now the funniest clean robot jokes on the web! Yeah, some of these are dad jokes, but who are you to judge? These robot jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. There are a few robot chicken jokes and plenty of robot one liners. There is even that really long political reddit robot joke you may have heard about. Either way, if you love robots and you love to laugh then you’ve come to the right place! Here is the mega list of the funniest robot jokes of all times with a bunch of funny robot gifs mixed in for visual pleasure! Trust us, these robot jokes are gonna have your kids laughing out loud!

What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal!

How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!

Why did the robot go back to robot school?
Because his skills were getting a little rusty!

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A trans-farmer!

What did the man say to his dead robot?
“Rust in peace.”

Whats a robots favorite book?
anything by Anne Droid

Whats a robots second favorite book?
Anything by Cy Borg

Why did the robot sleep under a car?
He wanted to get up oily

Did you hear about the robot who farted in an elevator?
It was wrong on so many levels!

Why did the robot go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus! 

Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters. 

Why are robots shy?
Because they have hardware and software but no underware. 

Did you know R2D2 has a mouth like a sailor?
They have to bleep out all his words!

ROBOT DAD JOKES

Like all dad jokes, these robot dad jokes are painfully funny. They may not be the best robot jokes, but they are quick and they are groaners, and there are a few star wars references sneaking in! So yeah, bring these to yer next bbq and start embarrassing some kids!

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Why was the robot tired when it got home?
It had a "hard drive" 

What do you call a pirate droid?
Argh2-D2 

What happened when they shut down the robot highway?
You take the R2-Detour

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he's always making new friends! 

Why did the droid cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken. 

"Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he’s performing human tasks twice as well because he knows no fear or pain."

What happens when a robotic arm gets sent to prison what happens?
It now has 0 degrees of freedom. 

If your robot kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

An inventor created a robot kid. One day the AI was reading through war and peace and asked his inventor “can I have a book mark?”. The inventor started crying and the lab tech asked “whats wrong?” He replied "my AI has more computer power than Big Blue and it still doesn’t know my name is Brian!”

THE REDDIT ROBOT BARTENDER JOKE

There was this really long political robot joke going around Reddit for a while. Yeah, all the best Reddit robot jokes are a little political is seems! That’s ok, we made it a little more contemporary and a little less about one particular political robot party. Usually this robot joke ends with a punchline like “so you still happy you voted for obama” or making fun of right wingers. We made it much more topical for the 2020 crowd!

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Guy goes into a bar in Boston where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey..." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves..., but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and Sports.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you . . . still scared . . . of COVID?"

BEST ROBOT BARTENDER ONE LINERS

A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don’t serve robots."
And the robot says, “Oh, but someday you will.”

A robot bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A man enters a high tech wine store and says: ’15 litres of wine please.’ The robot cashier says ‘Did you bring a container for this?’ The man replies ‘You’re speaking to it.’

My robot joke writer was gonna make a joke about alcoholic midgets but didn’t want to lower the bar.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The robotic bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!

ROBOT FOOD JOKES

Here are a few funny robot food related jokes. Robots and pizza? Yes please! Robots eating snacks? Lets find out what kind?!?!

What did the robot do at lunchtime?
Had a mega byte!

What do robots eat for snacks?
Micro-Chips

Did you hear about the robot pizza joke?
Never mind, its tooooo cheeeesy!

Whats the diff between a pizza and these robot jokes?
These robot jokes cant be topped!!!!

FARTING ROBOT KIDS BOOK

If you like robot jokes, you might enjoy this Farting Robot Book on amazon! A cute story about Jimbo the robot who can’t find his purpose in life. Jimbo needs a job, but all he can do is fart rainbows. What’s a robot to do? Find out in Jimbo: The Farting Robot.