Did you hear the new cheesy pizza joke?
Never mind, its too cheesy!

FUNNY CLEAN PIZZA JOKES
FOR KIDS OF ALL AGES!

We love jokes but we love pizza even more! A cheesy crunchy greasy yummy oooooey gooey slice of pie is our favorite. Really there aint nothing funny about pizza, but we still collected the most amazing pizza jokes online and are giving them here for free! With so many clean pizza pie jokes you and your family will be rolling on the floor covered in pepperoni in minutes! We got pizza puns, pizza one liners, pizza dad jokes, and even pizza party jokes. Have fun reading some of the best pizza jokes around, and if you're not rolling on the floor laughing, then click here and be amazed by our epic list of amazing pizza facts!

BEST PIZZA JOKES FOR KIDS

Whats a dogs favorite pizza?
Pupperoni!

How do you know your in love?
If they steal a pizza your heart!

What does a piece of pizza say when they want to cuddle?
Fold me close!

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There’s mushroom for improvement!

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you!

PIZZA ONE LINERS

Pizza chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper an spend a little thyme with the kids.

What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry, but I’m just too mature for you.

What do anteaters like on their pizza?
Ant-chovies

What type of people don’t like pizza?
WeirDoughs

Why did the baker open a pizza shop?
He wanted to make some extra dough.

Waiter! Will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!

What does a florist and the pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it!

What did the tough guy pepperoni say?
You wanna pizza me!?!?

PIZZA DAD JOKES

Where do toppings go on vacation?
The leaning tower of pizza!

What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!

Did you hear the latest pizza joke?
Nah, never mind, its too cheesy!

Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?
Their always trying to steal a basil!

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
PiZZZZZZZZZZa

Whats the difference between a pizza and these awesome pizza jokes?
These pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Did you read the new pizza shop slogan?
“7 days without a pizza makes one weak!”

There are two types of people in this world
People who love pizza and liars.

AMAZING PIZZA FACTS
FOR THE HUNGRY MIND!

October is the US national pizza month.

The word Pizza comes from the Latin root word Picea which means the blackening of the crust by fire.

The first commercial pizza was created in Italy during the 18th century. These “pizza’s” didn’t actually resemble the pizza of today. They were plain, flat, round bread that were sold to the poor at a cheap price. The vendors in Naples would call these crusty breads “Pizza”.

Though pizza is everywhere in America, the first pizza was neither made in the USA or even Italy. The ancient Greeks created the first pizza. They baked thin, flat, round bread and topped them with olive oil, spices, and veggies. 

Queen Margherita of Italy ruled during the 19th century. In 1889 she was touring the country and noticed a peasant eating round crusty bread. She requested one for herself and thought it delicious!

Queen Margherita asked chef Rafaelle Esposito to make her some pizzas. The chef added tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, and fresh basil. The chef was attempting to create a patriotic dish for these were the colors of the Italian flag. 

After World War II the pizza gained popularity around the world. Soldiers who fought in Italy gained a taste for the bread, mozzarella combo and brought it back to their home countries. 

Pizza was available in America even before WWII. Italian immigrants would sell it in their tight-knit communities. Once soldiers returned from the war, the dish became much more mainstream. 

36 percent of all pizza orders want their pizza topping pepperoni.

Pizzerias represent 17% of all restaurants

Some popular pizza toppings in Japan are squid and Mayo Jaga (mayonnaise, potato and bacon)

Popular gourmet toppings are chicken, oysters, crayfish, dandelions, sprouts, eggplant, cajun shrimp, artichoke hearts, and tuna.

The top 5 pizza sales days are:
Super Bowl Sunday, New Year’s Eve, Halloween, The night before Thanksgiving, & New Year’s Day

The longest pizza delivery was from Cape Town, South Africa to Sydney, Australia

Most expensive pizza created was made by the restaurateur Domenico Crolla who created a $2,745.00 priced Valentine pizza which included toppings such as sunblush-tomato sauce, Scottish smoked salmon, medallions of venison, edible gold, lobster marinated in the finest cognac, and champagne-soaked caviar

During TV news, pizza is most often ordered during the weather

36% of people consider pizza the perfect breakfast

The world’s fastest pizza maker can make 14 pizza in 2 minutes and 35 seconds

About 3 billion pizzas are sold annually in the U.S.

Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.

Saturday night is the most popular night to eat pizza

Domino’s delivery drivers will log about 4 million miles on Super Bowl Sunday

93 percent of Americans have eaten pizza in the last month

The most popular pizza size in the U.S. today is 14 inches in diameter.

Each person in America eats about 46 pizza slices a year.

There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the United States.

Over 5 billion pizzas are sold worldwide each year.

We consume around 251,770,000 pounds of pepperonis every year

The largest pizza ever made was 122 ft. 8 in. in diameter. The pizza needed 9,920 lb of flour, 198 lb of salt, 3968 lb of cheese, and 1,984 lb of tomato puree.

Regular thin crust is most popular in America, 
It is preferred by 61% of the population
14% prefer deep-dish, and 11% prefer extra thin-crust

62% of Americans prefer meat toppings while 38% prefer vegetables.

There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the United States.

There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the United States.