How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?
Tell him to come bark in the front seat!
Over 60 Clean Dog Jokes For Kids!
Thats right, start laughing cause we collected over 60 Clean Dog Jokes your can tell your whole family! What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show! Ha! Did you love our funny clean cat jokes? Do you love dogs? Do you love Jokes? Well then your in luck! We've got you covered with the best dog knock knock jokes, clean dog puns, dog fart jokes, and more!
Q: Why aren’t there more famous dog dancers?
A: Cause dogs have two left feet!
Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
A: Two thousand dogs.
Since my dogs is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him GranPAW.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Doberman and a hyena?
A: No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.
In what month do dogs bark the least?
February, its the shortest month!
What do scientist dogs do with bones?
Why did the dog sleep under a car?
Cause he wanted to wake up oily!
Why cant dogs watch movies at home?
They always hit the paws button!
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?
A: Tell him to come bark in the front seat!
How do dogs eat spaghetti?
The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do Dobermans hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the dog say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
How did the dog get first prize at the baking competition?
He just reached up on the table and at it!
Q: What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?
A: Ten After One.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q:What kind of dog eats with their ears?
A: They all do! Who removes their ears before dinner?
Q: What do you call a cold Chihauhau?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: How do you spell Dog backwards?
Q: What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont dogs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
Q: What is my dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
What an amazing, clever dog we have! He brings in the paper every morning, and we’ve never even subscribed to one!
A three legged dog walks into a bar.
He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”
Q: What happened when the cat won the dog beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A Pug farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to dogs? "
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The pug replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”
Q: Why do Dog Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont dogs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there’s no point!
Q: Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store?
A: Because they dont have windows!
Q: What do dogs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!
Q: Would you rather have a 250 pound dog chase you or a psycho with a chainsaw?
A: thats easy… I’d rather he chased the psycho!
I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
Q: Whats a dogs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
My dog is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Why was the dog chasing its own tail?
A: It was just trying to make ends meet.
At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The pug replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
Why did the dog roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do dog farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two dogs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One dog yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second dog yells back “You ARE on the other side!”
A dog breeder has 196 dog in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ” - Lewis Grizzard
Q: What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
A: Anything you like, just very quietly.
My dogs been having a bad day I asked him “hows life?” and all he said was its “RUFF”
Q: How do you tell the difference between a labrador and a marine biologist?
A: The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed?
A: Quietly go sleep on the sofa.
What is the difference between a dog and a grocery store? [Don’t know] Hmmm, guess I’ll go do the shopping myself then!
Q: Why don’t people put an ad online when their dogs get lost?
A: well, how many dogs do you know that actually use the internet?
Q: What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer?
A: Lots of Bytes!
Q: Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
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