Funny Cat Jokes - Clean Cat Jokes For Kids!

Funny Clean Cat Jokes For Kids!

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? 
She had mittens.

Are you ready for hilarious cat jokes? We got over 65 taco of the funniest clean cat jokes you can share with friends and family. These jokes are safe for kids of all ages! Did you love our clean horse jokes? Then stop horsing around and read some of these hilarious Cat Jokes too! Tell em to your friend and family today!

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Q: What do you call a cat that can't stop licking itself? 
A: Purrr-verted. 

Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? 
A: an Assembly kit. 

Q: What's the first thing you say to a cat? 
A: HELLO KITTY! 

Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? 
A: Me-ow! 

Q: How do you make cats furry? 
A: The spin cycle. 

Don't tell me a funny cat joke or I'll puma pants.
 
Q: What do you call a cat that does tricks? 
A: A magic kit 

Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him GranPAW. 

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. "Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book." 

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!" 

funniest clean cat jokes for kids



Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? 
Because he's always spotted.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? 
She had mittens.

How do cats end a fight? 
They hiss and make up.

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? 
They never cry over spilt milk!

How do you spell cat backwards? 
C-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!

How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much? 
Buy a twenty-pound cat!

How is a cat laying down like a coin? 
Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat? 
An itty bitty kitty.

In which month do cats meow the least? 
February - it's the shortest month.

funny clean cat jokes for kids

s it bad luck if a black cat follows you? 
That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? 
Mice Krispies.

What do cats read in the morning? 
Mewspapers!

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? 
The purrpatrator.

What do you say to your cat when you go out? 
Have a mice day!

What does a cat call a bowlful of mice? 
A purrr-fect meal!


What is a cat's favorite party game? 
Mews-ical chairs!

What is a favorite cat tale? 
The Tortoiseshell and the Hair!


What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? 
Hiss and Tell.

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What kind of cats purrs the best? 
Purrrrr-sians!

Why do people love cats? 
Because they are purrrrr-fect!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? 
There was some money in the kitty!

What do tigers wear in bed? 
A: Stripey pyjamas! 

Why do tomcats fight? 
Because they like raising a stink!

Why did the cat sleep under the car? 
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
    
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? 
Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? 
A carrot!

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? 
A catameringue!
    
What is a cat's favorite subject in school? 
HISStory.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla? 
An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you do with a blue Burmese? 
Try and cheer it up a bit!

What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail? 
That's the end of me!

What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? 
Don't you have a cat?
    
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? 
I'm paw!

In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? 
When it's raining cats and dogs!

If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.

What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? 
A: A survival kit. 

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? 
A: Sandy Claws! 

My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray. 
Turns out she just had the movie on paws. 

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters? 
C-A-T!

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How do you know when your cat has been using your computer? 
When your mouse has teeth marks on it!

How do cats eat spaghetti? 
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? 
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

Q: What looks like half a cat? 
A: The other half! 

What is a cat's favourite song? 
Three Blind Mice.

Q: What's striped and bouncy? 
A: A tiger on a pogo stick! 

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? 
A: Tease a lion! 

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 
Hailing taxi cabs! 

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? 
A: A catastrophe! 

Q: When the cat's away.....? 
A: The house smells better! 

Q: What do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box? 
A: A pet project. 

Q: What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? 
A: Ten After One. 

Which animal is smarter than a talking cat? 
The spelling bee! 

When do desert cats wear red suits?
At christmas, cause they got Sandy Claws!

What do you call a great white cat terrorizing a resort town?
“Claws”

What do cats do before they catch mice?
They prey! 

Why did the cat become a paramedic?
She wanted to be a first-aid kitty! 

funny clean cat jokes for kids