60 Clean Dog Jokes For Kids!

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Over 60 Funny Clean Dog Jokes For Kids!

Thats right, start laughing cause we collected over 60 Clean Dog Jokes your can tell your whole family! What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show! Ha! Did you love our funny clean cat jokes? Do you love dogs? Do you love Jokes? Well then your in luck! We've got you covered with the best dog knock knock jokes, clean dog puns, dog fart jokes, and more! 

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Shih Tzu Jokes

Only the best Shih Tzu jokes. I pulled a bunch of these Shih Tzu jokesfrom the web and some I just made up!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzuwent to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Q:Why do Shih Tzu hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger theShih Tzu, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

Q:What did the Shih Tzu say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Q: What does a Shih Tzu and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold Shih Tzu ? A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzu swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

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Maybe these Shih Tzu jokes will help! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Shih Tzu walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Shih Tzu beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Shih Tzu farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Shih Tzu ? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Q: Did you hear the Shih Tzu pizza joke? A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A Shih Tzu owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Shih Tzu replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

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Shih Tzu Memes are sometimes the funniest jokes! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

Q: Why do Shih Tzu Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Shih Tzu call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

I took my Shih Tzu to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got a lovely coat”

Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

Q: Did you hear about the Shih Tzu who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

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Ewok Shih Tzu are the cutest! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

At a dinner party a Shih Tzu farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Shih Tzu replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Shih Tzu roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Shih Tzu farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Shih Tzu are sitting on opposite sides of a lake. One yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Shih Tzu yells back “You ARE on the other side!”

A Shih Tzu  breeder has 196 Shih Tzu puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!

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Ummmm, hello cutest shih tzu in the world alert! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes


Funny Dalmatian Jokes

Over 27 hilarious Dalmatian Jokes!

Q:What does a Dalmatian say after dinner? A: That hit the spot!

Q: What happened when the Dalmatian went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

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Q: What do you call a single Dalmatian? A: Spot

Q: Why do Dalmatians hate the rain? A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q: What did the Dalmatian say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my Dalmatian and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold Dalmatian? A: A pupsicle!

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Q: What happened when the Dalmatian swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Dalmatians bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

Q: Whats a Dalmatians favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Dalmatian walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Dalmatian beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

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Q: Why did the Dalmatian cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Dalmatian farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Dalmatian? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Did you hear the Dalmatian pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A Dalmatian owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Dalmatian replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

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Q: Why do Dalmatian Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Dalmatian write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Dalmatian call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Dalmatian, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

I took my Dalmatian to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got lots of spots!”

Q: Whats a Dalmatian favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

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Q: Did you hear about the Dalmatian who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a Dalmatian farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Dalmatian replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Dalmatian roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Dalmatian farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Dalmatians are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One Dalmatian yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Dalmatian yells back  “You ARE on the other side!”

A Dalmatian breeder has 196 Dalmatians in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!


BEAGLE DOG JOKES

Over 27 of the Best Beagle Jokes Ever! 

Here are some of the best clean beagle and dog jokes for kids! If you love dogs and you love jokes, then you'll love these funny dog jokes. Tell them to your kids and family today!

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