Pomeranian Jokes


Best Pomeranian jokes I could find and some I just made up!

Q: What happened when the Pomeranian went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!


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Q:Why do Pomeranian hate the rain? A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q:What did the Pomeranian say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my Pomeranian and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!


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Q: What do you call a cold Pomeranian? A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the Pomeranian swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Pomeranian bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

Q: Whats a Pomeranians favorite type of Pizza? A: Pupperoni!


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Q: Whats a Pomeranians favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Pom walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Pomeranian beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the Pom cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Pomeranian farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference toPomeranians? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Did you hear the Pomeranian pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!


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A Pom owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Pom replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

Q: Why do Pomeranian Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Pomeranians write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Poms call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pom, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

I took my Pomeranian to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”


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Q: Whats a Pomeranian favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

Q: Did you hear about the Pomeranian who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a Pomeranian farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Pom replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Pom roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Pomeranian farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Pomeranian are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Pom yells back “You ARE on the other side!”

A Pom breeder has 196 Pomeranian in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!