Best Frenchie French Bulldog Jokes

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Best French Bulldog Jokes

Here are some funny French Bulldog Jokes I found and some I just made up!

Q: What happened when the Frenchie went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q:Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q:What did the French Bulldog say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my Frenchie and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!

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Sleepy French Bulldog Joke Meme!

Q: What do you call a cold French Bulldog?
A: A pupsicle!

Q: Whats a French Bulldog's favorite type of Pizza?
A: Pupperoni!

Q: What happened when the Frenchie swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont French Bulldogs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

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Best Frenchie Joke Pic! (source)

Q: Whats a French Bulldogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged
Frenchie walks into a bar.
He says
“Im lookin for the man
who shot my paw!”
 

Q: What happened when the cat won the French Bulldog beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the Frenchie cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A French Bulldog farted on an elevator,
it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Frenchies?
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Did you hear the French Bulldog pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A French Bulldog owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Frenchie replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

Q: Why do French Bulldog Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Frenchies write with dull pencils?
A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do French Bulldogs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Frenchie, or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

I took my Frenchie to the vet.
She said “He’s a little over weight”
I said I wanted a second opinion.
She replied “He’s also pretty cute”

Q: Whats a French Bulldogs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!

My Frenchie is in shape Unfortunately its the wrong one!

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchie who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a Frenchie farts.
The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Frenchie replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the French Bulldog roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do French Bulldog farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Frenchies are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second pug yells back “You ARE on the other side!”

A French Bulldog breeder has 196 Frenchies in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!

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If you like these Frenchie Jokes, check out this funny new kids book about sassy pugs! 

 
 

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