Shih Tzu Jokes

Only the best Shih Tzu jokes. I pulled a bunch of these Shih Tzu jokesfrom the web and some I just made up!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzuwent to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Q:Why do Shih Tzu hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger theShih Tzu, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

Q:What did the Shih Tzu say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Q: What does a Shih Tzu and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold Shih Tzu ? A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzu swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

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Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Shih Tzu walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Shih Tzu beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Shih Tzu farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Shih Tzu ? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Q: Did you hear the Shih Tzu pizza joke? A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A Shih Tzu owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Shih Tzu replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

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Q: Why do Shih Tzu Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Shih Tzu call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

I took my Shih Tzu to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got a lovely coat”

Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

Q: Did you hear about the Shih Tzu who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

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Ewok Shih Tzu are the cutest! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

At a dinner party a Shih Tzu farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Shih Tzu replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Shih Tzu roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Shih Tzu farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Shih Tzu are sitting on opposite sides of a lake. One yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Shih Tzu yells back “You ARE on the other side!”

A Shih Tzu  breeder has 196 Shih Tzu puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!

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Ummmm, hello cutest shih tzu in the world alert! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes