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Funny Dalmatian Jokes

momopug2000 November 2, 2021

Over 27 hilarious Dalmatian Jokes!

Q:What does a Dalmatian say after dinner? A: That hit the spot!

Q: What happened when the Dalmatian went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

Q: What do you call a single Dalmatian? A: Spot

Q: Why do Dalmatians hate the rain? A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Q: What did the Dalmatian say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What does my Dalmatian and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold Dalmatian? A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the Dalmatian swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Dalmatians bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

Q: Whats a Dalmatians favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Dalmatian walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Dalmatian beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

Q: Why did the Dalmatian cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Dalmatian farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Dalmatian? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Did you hear the Dalmatian pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A Dalmatian owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Dalmatian replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

Q: Why do Dalmatian Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Dalmatian write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Dalmatian call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Dalmatian, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

I took my Dalmatian to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got lots of spots!”

Q: Whats a Dalmatian favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

Q: Did you hear about the Dalmatian who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

At a dinner party a Dalmatian farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Dalmatian replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Dalmatian roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Dalmatian farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Dalmatians are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One Dalmatian yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Dalmatian yells back  “You ARE on the other side!”

A Dalmatian breeder has 196 Dalmatians in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!


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