ONLY THE BEST GERMAN SHEPHERD JOKES
Do you love german shepherds as much as us? Then get ready to laugh your butt off with these amazing german shepherd jokes. We've compiled the best shepherd jokes from all over and even made a few up! Enjoy!
Q: Why aren’t there more famous german shepherd dancers?
A: Cause dogs have two left feet!
Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
A: Two thousand german shepherds!
Q: What do you get when you cross a German Shepherd and a hyena?
A: No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.
Q: How do you stop a german shepherd from barking in the back seat while your driving?
A: Tell him to come bar
Q: What happened when the German Shepherd went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do German Shepherds hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the German Shepherd say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my German Shepherd and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q:What kind of German Shepherd eats with their ears?
A: They all do! Who removes their ears before dinner?
Q: What do you call a cold German Shepherd?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the German Shepherd swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont German Shepherds bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
Q: What is my dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
What an amazing, clever German Shepherd we have!
He brings in the paper every morning, and we’ve never even subscribed to one!
A three legged dGerman Shepherdog walks into a bar.
He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”
Q: What happened when the cat won the German Shepherd beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A German Shepherd farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to German Shepherds?
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
A German Shepherd owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Shepherd replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”
Q: Why do German Shepherd Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont German Shepherd write with dull pencils?
A: Because there’s no point!
Q: What do German Shepherds call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the German Shepherd, or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!
Q: Would you rather have a 250 pound German Shepherd chase you or a psycho with a chainsaw? A: thats easy… I’d rather he chased the psycho!
I took my German Shepherd to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
Q: Whats a German Shepherds favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
My German Shepherd is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Why was the German Shepherd chasing its own tail?
A: It was just trying to make ends meet.
At a dinner party a German Shepherd farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The German Shepherd replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
Why did the dog roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do German Shepherd farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two German Shepherds are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One German Shepherd yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second German Shepherd yells back “You ARE on the other side!”
A German Shepherd breeder has 196 shepherds in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ” - Lewis Grizzard
Q: What do you call a sleeping German Shepherd?
A: Anything you like, just very quietly.
My German Shepherd been having a bad day I asked him “hows life?”
and all he said was its “RUFF”
Q: How do you tell the difference between a German Shepherd and a marine biologist? A: The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you do when you find a 250 pound German Shepherd sleeping on your bed?
A: Quietly go sleep on the sofa.
What is the difference between a German Shepherd and a pizza?
Hmmm, guess I’ll order dinner tonight myself!
Q: Why don’t people put an ad online when their German Shepherd get lost?
A: well, how many dogs do you know that actually use the internet?
Q: What do you get when you cross a German Shepherd with a computer?
A: Lots of Bytes!
Q: Did you hear about the German Shepherd who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!
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Q: Did you hear the German Shepherd pizza joke?
A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!