These pugs know how to Pawtay! Here is our selection of best pug birthdays and Pug birthday party theme ideas for 2017! The pug is our best friend, and these little guys can be with us a long long time. And while these four legged cuties can live super long and happy lives. It's also true that the average lifespan of a pug is from 12-15 years, though I have known a few pugs to live 17-18 years. Lucky dogs! But, their pug birthday will only come about once a year, so you better start planning your celebrations now!
Read MoreARE THESE PUGS WITH GLASSES CUTE OR NERDY?
ARE THESE PUGS WITH GLASSES CUTE OR NERDY?
Did you know pugs are nerds? My favorite pics of pugs with glasses! Who knew that pugs wearing glasses was the best? And by the way, how do they keep the glasses from falling down their tiny pug noses!?
Read MoreFunny Dog Food Diet Jokes
Why do dogs love vegan food? - Best list of dog food jokes, puns, one liners, and knock knock jokes
Yo Dogs So Fat Jokes, Fat Dog Puns, and the Mega list of Fat Dog One Liners! Know any fat dogs on your block? Try these zingers out!
My pugs so fat, he turned into a Husky!
WHICH FUNNY PUG GIF HAS A POTTY MOUTH?
Do you love dog gifs? We sure do! Pug’s eating peanut butter, Pugs chasing his babies, Pugs freeing another small dog from his cage! We got all the best pug gif memes compiled just for you plus some Gif facts you can only get here. Enjoy!
These little animated memes are the best thing to come out of the 21st century so far! The real name is Graphics Interchange Format and they are a type of bitmap image by the old early internet company CompuServe in 1987. The gif has certainly come a long way from those early days!!!
Read MoreNEWS: Pug Baby Harassed By Toy
Breaking News!!!!
A cute puppy claims she was the victim of constant harassment at the hands of a toy that resembled some sort of mouse-monkey. The pug puppy is speaking out, describing the relentless torment she was forced to deal with on an daily basis.
And its not just her word against the blue eyed mouse-monkeys. Our reporter obtained footage of the taunting toy, and for the first time the puppy has agreed to go public with the footage.
FUNNY PUG SWEATERS | CHRISTMAS 2020
BEST FUNNY PUG SWEATERS
FOR THE WINTER
Winter is coming and there is only one way to dress for success! We compiled the best and funniest pug sweaters from all the shopping sites. We have links to where you can buy all these awesome pug sweaters. At the bottom of the page we even have some novelty awesome sweaters FOR pugs! Just cause you need a new sweater, doesnt mean your furry friend shouldnt have a wardrobe upgrade too!
Read MoreMOP DOG! THE DOG WITH DREADS
This dog with dreads looks just like a mop when its not moving!
When it is moving, these friendly sheep dogs are amazing pets. The elusive "Mop Dog" is actually a breed known as a Komondor (or its mainly black coated sister the Puli) This breed of mop dog comes primarily from Hungary, where they reportedly have the cleanest kitchen floors. We recently got infatuated with the dreadlocked mop dog, otherwise known as Komondor, so check out all the Komondor history, facts, and prices below.
Funny Pug Halloween Gifs
Happy Howl-o-Ween!Here are the best re-animated pug halloween costume gifs out there! Do you love pugs? Do you love halloween? Then smash em together and go to puppy heaven cause here are the best best best pug halloween gifs ever!
Read MoreStar Wars Pug Costume GIFS!
Amazing funny pug star wars costumes and memes. With the recent release of star wars Rogue One we wanted to give you guys the best star wars pug gifs and memes out there! Here are our favorites plus a few of the best star wars pug costume pics. Enjoy!
Read MoreCutest Pizza Pug Pics and Memes
Oh my! Pizza Pugs! Who doesn't love a classic slice of pie? Combine that with our favorite flat faced friends and you get the funny combo of Pizza Pugs! Here are some of the best pizza pug pics and gifs and just general pizza pug fun out there!
Read MoreCAN PUGS EAT TACOS? FIND OUT!
Can pugs eat tacos? Everybody loves a good taco tuesday, especially these pugs! In this edition of Pug Eats Taco! we put together a compilation of the funniest pug eating taco images and videos. And its not even tuesday! Plus a full section on pug diet and why that taco is probably bad for your little pugs health!
Read MorePug Jokes For Kids and Puppies
Best pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!
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Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!
Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says "hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?" The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"
Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!
Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!
I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"
Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"
Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back "You ARE on the other side!"
A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!