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Thats right, Shih-Tzus are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of Shih-Tzu and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, Shih-Tzu make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of Shih-Tzu one liners and bad dad Shih-Tzu jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from Shih-Tzus at the flea circus, to Shih-Tzu farting in an elevator, we got it all. Shih-Tzu fart jokes: check. Shih-Tzu Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Shih-Tzu Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite pug and read some of these Shih-Tzu jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best Shih-Tzu humor ever!
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Best pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!
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Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!
Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says "hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?" The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"
Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!
Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!
I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"
Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"
Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back "You ARE on the other side!"
A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
FUNNY DALMATIAN GIFS AND MEMES!
Funniest Dalmatian Gifs and Memes. Right Here, Right Now!
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